La Licorne

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After the rigorous cut for rag time my hair never came back as before. Likewise my entire life had changed, and how I enjoyed it. The two fellows in the house turned out to be most pleasant chaps. One of the things I learned from them was opening an account in a shop. The recipe was as simple as effective. You just walked into the outlet of your choice and made a fair order. At that time one was still attended to from behind the counter. Having been served you waited for the addition to be put in front of you. Then came the moment you had to prove your nerve. A coward would now draw his wallet and pay, but you were to look the shopkeeper openly in the eyes and say quietly: "Can you open an account?" It never failed and I ended up with accounts all over the town.

 

In the beginning the relation with these shopkeepers was correct though formal, but gradually I exercised some nasty tricks on them. Take my visits to the butcher. He was so kind to add a piece of sausage to whatever little order I made. I appreciated this because the sausage was good, but instead of showing my gratitude I used to leave the store by saying: Thank you for the dogs meat, butcher. And I had no dog! For the milkman I had another thing in store. To him I would return the empty bottles after such a passage of time that the most colorful fungus cultures would have developed at the bottom. Presently I am so ashamed of this behavior that before returning the empties I am taking pains to clean them.

 

At the end of the month one was supposed to settle his bills, which in my case added up to about half of my monthly allowance. Another twenty five guilders was for the rental of the room, leaving fifty guilders for all the other expenses. Needless to say that money was constantly in short supply. Naturally it was tempting to postpone payments to the shopkeepers, but this was not my favorite scheme. In the end one had to pay his bills anyway. Also I perceived by fine sense that a bad debt didn't match with my teasing games.

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Fortunately I developed other ways to augment my income. One of the things I had learned at home was how to play bridge. From the age of twelve we had been thoroughly instructed on the subject in order to ensure a steady supply of players for the elders. Now this ability proved to be marketable to the well-to-do farmer's sons at the Club. The training I gave free, but when time came that my pupils wanted to play for real money was at stake according to the club's mores. Thanks goodness that my play was and stayed good enough to ensure me of a modest, but steady income.

 

The other way to make ends meet could be found at the agricultural institutes and trial farms. The jobs they offered were suitable to give me a financial boost from time to time. It also helped to improve my knowledge of the agricultural practice. As a youngster I had occasionally played and worked on farms, but my choice for Wageningen had been on rather arbitrary grounds. The traditional studies didn't really attract me, and I feared the demands of a technical university. So it was only after learning about the existence of an agricultural university with broad options for specialization, that I made up my mind. This could give me the comfortable, but ranking training I had been looking for. What I hadn't realized was that coming from a town I wasn't really imbued with the farm practice. After all I have never been able to make up for this lack, but at least, the petty jobs have helped.

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The room I rented was on the second floor. For a small town like Wageningen it was normal that this was the top floor of a house, even in the main shopping street. The room was located in the front. Unfortunately, for a view on the street I had to go down on my belly to peep through the window that was located just above the floor. Basic furniture and a wash stand with cold water tap were present. Heating was done with a little coal-stove, which took an art to control.

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Lectures were given in the morning. For obvious reasons that timing didn't suit me and I decided I could do without. No, as far as I was concerned the sun didn't need to rise before noon. Then it was time to get up and go to the Club for coffee and meeting friends. Some of them followed the same pattern, but most were dutifully attending the scheduled presentations.

 

In the afternoons all of us would proceed to the practical work in one of the laboratories. After that, time came for a few rounds of bridge followed by dinner at the Club or elsewhere. Back in my room I would stir up the fire for an evening of serious study after reading Het Algemeen Handelsblad. This interesting newspaper brought most of time an issue worth discussing with the two downstairs, that were subscribed to it as well. We anyway were to have coffee together. Coming back to my room, it was customary to find the stove overheated and scanty oxygen left. Finding myself sleepy I used to take a nap before going to the Club, postponing the paper work for the next day.

 

While days and evenings passed quickly, the nights stretched long for me and my pals. At the Club the shifts changed around mid-night. Those who were going to rize early left and the others flocked in. On Friday nights everybody stayed late, so both shifts would meet.

 

On Saturdays the Club closed after noon. That left us for the week-end on our own: Francis, Victor, Peter, Gerard, Sjeng, John and others.

 

 

Sappho by Charles-August Mengin, 1867

 

We spent long sessions on literature, art and music, albeit classical or jazz. There in the mid-fifties we took an interest in artworks to illustrate what we read, and unearthed -then- obscure master pieces, such as Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana, which we examined to become familiar with every word of it, so we could figure Fortune dancing bare breasted in front of us.

 

 

 

 

Madonna (1895)  by Edvard Munch

http://www.calarts.edu/%7Erjaster/edvard-munch/gallery/index.htm

 

 

 

Girl representing Goddess Minoan holding snakes

during opening ceremony of Olympics 2004 in Athens. Compare: http://employees.oneonta.edu/farberas/arth/ARTH200/politics/greeks_other.html

 

From time to time there were parties at the Club, good parties with girls and all, but the best had yet to come. As a jolly, witty, handsome, sharp, unsportive and work-shy fellow I was eagerly looking forward to join The Oil. Unlike the standard debating clubs The Oil consisted of a bunch of irregulars with vague reputations in terms of drinking, shouting, skirt handling and study. However, their balloting system for new members was rigid and cautious. They would allow the serious debating clubs to lure their new members from the serious freshmen, and then select a small band to join their own gang. The Oil would not allow members associated to other clubs, but one: The He-Goat Riders, which was a gathering of beer guzzling fellows conversing in the dialect of Limburg. I joined both.

 

When summer came parties cropped up everywhere. One night I was invited in a hut located at the outskirts of the town; for insiders: opposite the former pub of Mies Quint. There were booze, music, and girls from secondary school. Some of them I had seen before and I recognized in particular one that had frequented our cultural sessions. She had an intense look that easily shifted from friendly to hostile. One day I had assisted her with home work. So now we danced. I knew her as a pleasant self-confident girl, but that evening her face stood dark and the eyes glanced mystical into mine. I tried to overshout the speakers with lighthearted conversation, but she didn't relent. Her beautiful anger would have dishearted me if the grip of her hand had not been easy and the body close. When I ventured a touch which could not be mistaken the magic took over. We escaped from the party into the splendid summer evening where we got to know one another better, there under the lane of high trees. Deep down in those blue eyes I found the moon.

 

In a matter of no time I became part of Mieke's life. Her parents had a fashion house in High Street, not far from the place where I lived. That fact proved convenient for making arrangements to see one another. The beautiful summer time enabled us to walk, cycle, swim, dance and fondle.

 

She used those encounters to take me into confidence about her interesting past. It promised good fortune that she was born on a Sunday, but when two years old she had mistaken the debris on the local moat for a lawn, and had tried to walk on it. Despite the lightness of her weight it had failed to give adequate support with the result that she got a ducking. I owed eternal gratitude to the passing hero who had saved her life. When four she had worn wooden shoes by sheer need, not luxury. At the primary school with the Sisters she had done very well. Now in the highest grade of secondary school her marks looked bleaker on account of the teachers. Nevertheless she had lots of fun. And so there were many important things to know. It was too late when both of us realized we had to pass exams as well. While we had failed others had succeeded and that produced a series of parties where we could put our misfortune behind us. It was after she had become seventeen that I dared showing her to my family. Immediately she stole everyones' heart, so that was set.

 

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